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For the yogi whose mat has put up with more sweat, flops, improvised poses and the occasional naps than you’d ever admit out loud.

It’s Time to Pretend I Know the Yoga Moves is a plant‑powered, naturally scented cleaner that politely erases all the evidence your yoga mat has been collecting — the sweat, the smudges, and the “creative choices” you made somewhere between Warrior II and whatever that last pose was supposed to be. It leaves your mat and blocks smelling calm, looking clean, and pretending right along with you that everything about your practice was intentional.


8oz - Yoga Mat & Block Spray

Scent: Our Signature Lavender-Tea Tree EO blend

Ingredients: Distilled water, alcohol free witch hazel, castile soap (organic olive oil), vegetable glycerin, pure essential oils.



Pretend I Know the Yoga Poses: lavender-tea tree yoga mat & block cleaner

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