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Hurt the Dirt, Scrub‑a‑Dub the F’ing Tub, and Get Piss(ed) Off works like a full‑house disciplinary committee for grime. Hurt the Dirt handles the everyday surface that’s been collecting fingerprints, crumbs, and questionable smudges, clearing the stage for real cleanliness. Scrub‑a‑Dub the F’ing Tub storms the bathroom, shutting down soap scum, shower buildup, tile funk, and sink gunk with the kind of authority those spots have been ignoring for far too long. Then Get Piss(ed) Off steps in for the outer‑toilet zone—the splash zone, the dribble zone, the “how did this even get here?” zone—sending every offender packing and restoring dignity to the porcelain throne. Together, the trio covers the house with maximum attitude, turning your cleaning routine into a swift, satisfying takedown of dirt in all its forms.

One bundle. Three cleaners. Infinite satisfaction.   Your house won’t just be clean—it’ll be impressed.


What's included: See photos for more information on each product

16oz- It's Time to Hurt the Dirt - Peppermint All-Purpose Cleaner

16oz - It’s Time To Scrub‑a‑Dub the F’ing Tub - Cinnamon-Mandarin Tub, Tile & Shower Cleaner

16oz - It’s Time To Get Piss(ed) Off - Cinnamon Exterior Toilet Cleaner


The Home Suite 2

$36.00Price per month
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