Meet the cleaner that doesn’t just tidy your desk — it helps you gracefully ignore the chaos that comes with endless emails, surprise deadlines, and that one memo everyone swears they sent. It’s Time to Pretend I Didn’t Get the Memo is your plant‑powered, no‑nonsense office companion designed to wipe away dust, fingerprints, snack crumbs, and the visual clutter that makes your workspace feel as stressed as you do. Made with safe, natural ingredients and zero harsh chemicals, colorants, or synthetic scents, it delivers a fresh, satisfying clean without compromising your workspace or the planet.

This calming formula is infused with a soothing blend of essential oils chosen to help you breathe easier, reset your mood, and find a little peace even when your inbox is doing the absolute most. One spritz and suddenly your desk feels lighter, your shoulders relax, and that “urgent” memo feels a whole lot less urgent. Tough on grime, gentle on everything else, and sprinkled with just enough humor to keep your workday from taking itself too seriously.

SAFE ON ALL SEALED SURFACES

8oz - All-Purpose Spray

Scent: Our Signature Lavender -Mandarin EO Blend

Ingredients: Distilled water, gluten free alcohol, castile soap (organic olive oil), vegetable glycerin, pure essential oils